D land anthem

Disneyland greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Disneyland number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Disneyland home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It's length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Disneyland, Disneyland you very nice place.
From plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Disneyland friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Disneyland industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Disneyland's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Disneyland, Disneyland you very nice place.